Thursday, February 1, 2007

25+1 Things I Wish To Do Before I Die

Thank you so much siddharth for tagging me, because i've pulled all my little hair thinking of a suitable topic to write my next blog on, and couldn't manage to come up with a single idea. And yes, I am very excited to present my list of things i would love to do before I cant do them.

ALL READERS PLEASE NOTE
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* I HAVE A HELL LOT OF MONEY BEFORE WRITING THIS POST. INFACT, I CAN PROBABLY PRINT MONEY!
* EXCEPT FOR THE VERY FIRST POINT, NOTHING ELSE IS IN THE ORDER OF PRIORITY. I AM WRITING THIS LIST AS THE POINTS ARE STRIKING MY HEAD.
* I AM NOT EXACTLY IN A JOLLY MOOD RIGHT NOW, WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIOLENT NATURE OF ONE OR TWO OF MY POINTS. MY APOLOGIES...

So here's my rather stupid, crazy, thoughtful, iditotic, creative, dreamy, weird and impossible list of 25+1 things ( please, do read the whole list):

1. The first thing i would want to do is very private, so i'll not mention it here. why am i writing this? Just to make it clear that there is something i want to do more than anything else in this world, and definitely more than the below mentioned 25 things. Ah! forget it, and enjoy points 2-26!
2. Become the prime minister of India.
3. Become invisible and do bad bad stuff! ( Oye, don't think too much you sick freak )
4. Get married ( I'm serious, i mean i'm definitely getting married before dying )
5. Meet Shahrukh Khan, preferably on KBC!
6. Spend a lot of money gambling in Vegas.
7. Grow wings and fly.
8. Play cricket for India...
9. Dance like HR and Katie ( Salsa ). A good friend of mine assures this is possible. Liar ;-)
10. Break every piece of lab equipment , break every window and door, break all but one professors' teeth of IIT-D.
11. Meet Sachin Tendulkar as well, and assure him that he is the greatest cricketer ever to be born on earth...
12. Study Islam and learn Urdu. ( I'm just very fascinated by the way Muslims worship )
13. Be the supreme court judge.
14. Fight like Neo of the matrix.
15. Go to outer space and realise how inconsequential and small things are.
16. Somehow, revive Einstein for a few days!!!
17. Grow great hair ( like Jessie of Full House, or our very own SRK )
18. Record my own album and force everyone to listen to it.
19. Get my phone recharged to like Rs. 1 crore or something ( basically never give a damn about balance before calling )
20. Have the ability to control weather. ( I get majorly pissed when plans get changed due to rain, and sometimes angry and violent when cricket matches are affected because of the same )
21. Play the lead in a big budget bollywood movie, opposite Kareena or Aishwarya.
22. Write my own book, and win the booker for it or something like that!
23. Visit Europe, in particular Paris.
24. Drive at more than 100 kmph ( I know its pretty much possible, but my mother never lets me do it! )
25. Know atleast a few days beforehand that mere paas waqt bahut kam hai. ( arey bhai, sabko jaadu ki jhappi de doonga na ). But i seriously hope that this happens after a looooong time!
26. Know whether God exists, and figure out what the hell are we doing here! ( Purpose of life and all that rubbish...)

Ok so this is my list. Hope you enjoyed it. Hope you dont think i'm psycho. Hope you think about a few things atleast. Hope you aren't sleeping!
Main aapke comments ka intezaar kar rahaa hoon!

6 comments:

Nipun Dhingra said...

Ahem ahem....i think i know what is the first thing you wanna do....more than anything else!!....Also,i don't think anything except points 4,11,23 and 24 are happening!!!!!....U need luck for the others !!....n yeah jst maybe you will be able to dance like katie one day...till then,keep moving that ass!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hmmm....smart chap tld d readers a zillion things dat u wld want to do b4 dyin bt left it to their imaginatoin to guess d FIRST THING...lemme tell u people cn think really naughty at times so leavin it to their imagination ws risky dude..lolz.. SRK managed to slip in here as well,good ,otherwise i wld hv to read ur blog i donno hw many times to make sure uv written it..kabhi kabhi frnds ko bhi yaad kar liya kar...lol..ya actlly there ws no mention of things u wld want to do wid ur frnds...bt nways hd a good time readin d blog bt hope in d nxt one u mention abt ur FIRST THING..jst want to confirm my imaginatiom..hehe

MeMyself_n_I said...

very interesting list, though a tad predictable(lol, i'm sorry). anyway, since this is my first comment, i'll make it kinda general. very nicely written blog, only ish u would be a little more frequent with your entries. also this is only a suggestion, u don't really need a topic per se to write about. write about anything under the sun, what u did today, something funny somebody said etc etc. seems to work for me at least. anyway, keep blogging(albeit a little more regularly). :-)

Anunay said...

Nice wish list yaar........... Really.......... Dunno what else to say........... Hope you achieve most of it..............

SENSATIONS said...

i really hope 9 comes true. n wats the reason for the 13th? seems a li'l absurd. and 25th is the best! jaadu ki jhappi! awesum!

Anonymous said...

Hey, didn't think that this thread (of which I was the second-in-the-line, on my blog) would reach you.